The Wonderful Casa!

The Casa. What can I say about the Casa... I ask it how it's doing, and it doesn't say anything... because it's a house. The Casa is my best friend, I love the spider room. I actually grew up in the Casa before everyone else lived there so, Im just really attached to it, so... I've actually never stopped living there, I share the basement with Shredder, which is so convenient because I'm always looking for him, so... The Casa is so great, jeez louisus you can puke on the Casa floor and they don't even hate you for very long. If you pass out or drink a whole bottle of wine, don't worry, you can crash on a Casa couch. You can jump on the Casa tramp and drink your Casa beer, just beware and don't let the Orkin Man near, he will kill you. The police will get called, but everything is fine. Just get inside and play flip-cup and dirty Casa catch phrase. We all love the Casa but I love it the most, I actually gave birth to the Casa so.... it was really tough so I could never NOT love it, so... The Casa is sublime, a great place to spend time, there's never any grime, it's really hard to rhyme. Actually it isn't because I invented rhyming, so... I love the Casa because they don't make me eat turkey, popcorn, or peanut butter. If they did I would never come over. They call me Elizabeth and I don't mind one tiny bit. I love all the girls, they are so great, Really Jess and Diamond Shimmer, Vanilla Bear and Xanadu. I couldn't love any girls any more than I do the Casa girls, I think we all know why. I'm never scared at the Casa unless Jess does her crone's hand and asks me to give her something, then I am horrified. There are some people in the world that don't like the Casa and I just say, really people? You don't like the best place in the world... really? The place where whatev happens in the Casa stays in the Casa, really, you can hate that? Really? Well you're dumb. I get Casa withdrawls if I have been away for more than 12 hours, it's awful so I never let that happen. My favorite part of a Casa day is when we all come home and eat our Del Tac. I only wish the Casa was bigger because then all of the Casa-folk could live together and become Casa hippies. I'm already a hippie so... I was actually the very first hippie, so... The Casa is wonderful and great and everything good! I love the Casa and the Casa loves me... the most.

Adoro Mi Casa: Part 2
(Los Amigos de mi Casa)

You know about my casa,
How it’s smelly, pretty, and fun.
Now it's about the amigos of my house.
Here’s another poem, son.

Deaner is numero one,
Because he gave the casa its name.
His hotness, genius, and craftsmanship
Give him so much game.

Jacob Elizabeth plays the French horn,
(and in more ways than one.)
He’s my favorite to drink Tussin with,
His funness is matched by none.

Henry is one of the funniest kids.
His humor is so wrong.
When he gets drunk and wasted.
He’ll show you his “Asian dong.”

Stubing’s a jock to the greatest degree.
He’s a buff stud with great skin.
He’ll try to make out with you, unless you’re a dude.
And at Lacrosse, he’ll win.

Brian Thurber’s in my top ten,
Of favorite people ever born.
He cracks me up. He has talent and skill.
And his head is oh so shorn.

Then there’s David Norton.
Oh my holy hell.
He needs a poem of his own.
There is way too much to tell.

McDreamy might be Spicy.
But Karev’s the best G.A. gent.
I wish he had a T-shirt that said
“Penis Rides- 5 cents.”

Ahren Cas. is my T.L.A.
She’s been my P.I.C. since the start.
I love her so. It’s N.B.D.
It was a total eclipse of the heart.

I love when the lovelies come to the house.
Rosa, Natalie, Julie, and V.
One time our vaj's conversed in the living room.
If you weren't there, you wish you could be.

Bayley Yohanna is so much fun.
We really love her boobs.
Bonnie McSass is so pretty and nice.
She always brings us tattoos.

J2 is lovely and works at the Gap.
She chugs a beer like no other.
Shanna is rad and she’ll rub your back.
I know her cuz Liz dated her brother.

Yoshi’s great with photog’s and paint.
She’s so good it’s almost a crime.
And you’ve probly seen Trent at Planned Parenthood.
If you’re a slut, then hundreds of times.

Rose doesn’t come to the casa a lot.
But when she does, we’re glad.
She jokes she could have “birthed us all.”
And we all wish she had.

I’m sorry if I forgot to mention you.
Being lame must be rough.
It’s not my fault you’re not in the poem.
You don’t hang out enough.

Adoro Mi Casa - A Poem by Lindsey

My casa is so pretty.
It is made of bricks and wood.
If you haven’t seen it,
You probly wish you could.
My casa has two bathrooms.
One is little. The other’s small.
One is by the front door.
The other’s down the hall.

My casa has one kitchen.
The floor is sticky and kinda brown.
That is where we drink and talk,
And always hang around.



My casa has three bedrooms.
(And one pseudo-room for Jord.)
I wish we could have bunk beds,
So we would never get bored.



My casa has a spider room
Full of mangy, eight-legged freaks.
Most of which are hobo spiders.
And Matt…The roof still leaks.

My casa has special artwork
Hanging on its walls
Don’t try to take it home with you.
Or we’ll snip your freakin balls.






My casa has a garden.
The ceramic mushrooms make it best.
There’s a log in the front yard,
Where naughty kitty watches me dress.

I really love my casa
It’s full of sunshine and love.
The floors are covered in beers and pee,
And it’s still a step above.

I’ve told you about my casa
Being that I love it so.
But before I close,
There is something you should know.



The gatherings…so great
The locale…muchos fantastico
The neighbors...first rate.

What is most important
And vital above all.
Are the very special and lovely girls
Who reside within it’s walls.






My Jorgie’s happy laugh
And love of cheese and P.B.R.
Always make me smile
Even though she’s loud after the bar.




















Kooterana cracks me up.
Get that girl a nug!
Always smart, and oh so kind.
The first to give a hug.
















Jess is a wise old woman
Trapped in the body of hottie.
But when she’s drunk and pantsless,
She can be sooo KA-NAUGHTY!









Well, that is all I have to say
About The Casa and it’s ladies.
I just hope we blow up the spider room
Before those hobos have babies.

Just in case...

I was driving home a couple nights ago and realized that there was about to be an amazing sunset. Unfortunatley I didn't have a chance to get an unobstructed view of it. But I did manage to capture this photo from my roof.

Just thought I'd share it with you in case you missed it.


Hope you all have a great weekend. Keep visiting our blog, we hope to make posts a more regular thing.

Thankful

I was lucky enough to have the foresight to bring a camera with me when I was running some errands yesterday. I was also fortunate to have an excellent subject to photograph.



The scene made me realize how lucky I am for my good fortunes in life, including the ability to share moments like this with friends.

Oh dear blogspot.com, I am thankful for you, as well!

Introductions

Welcome to the Casa de Sass' first of many more blog posts to come. We recently decided that it wasn't good enough just to post pictures on Flickr and our Myspace pages but that we needed to have the stories to go along with it.

But before the stories begin, let's first introduce who and what the Casa de Sass is.

The Casa de Sass is the residence of four very good friends and their comrades.

KereAna aka Sassafrass - KereAna's parents own The Casa and is the connection between all the pals. She loves to garden, take photos, cook and work on various projects in and around the house. She's very involved withe ONE campaign, works part time as personal assistant and goes to the University of Utah as a Biology major. A unique fact about KereAna: She sometimes can't contain her desire to do a "tribal" dance.

Jess aka Sasscegawea - Jess and KereAna have been friends forever. Literally all of KereAna's life (Jess is older so there were a few months of her life that KereAna wasn't around). Jess just recently passed the Series 7 and so we now have Stock Broker in the house. She has also worked as a Social Worker. Jess is multifaceted and her talents include drawing with her eyes closed, inventing games and keeping The Casa girls looking up to par when they go out. A unique fact about Jess: She'd probably kill you in a head-to-head Boggle competition.

Jordan aka Sasshole - Jordan is the Karaoke Queen! You can always find her at Piper Down on Sunday night performing her heart out. She's the senior of the house being a whopping 27 years old. She works for an outdoor sports company called Xnation . (Click on the link and buy some sweet stuff!) A unique fact about Jordan: She's a master at the Air Guitar.



Lindsey aka Sassquatch - Lindsey is the other college graduate in the house. She works at an Autism Research project and loves it. Lindsey is very crafty and you can often find her at The Casa working on one of her projects. We're pretty sure Lindsey is going to be America's Next Top Model though we might have to convince her of that first. A unique fact about Lindsey: She can make a mean Tussin.

The Casa is also home to two cats. They keep us entertained and also are great snugglers when no one else is around to fullfill that role.

Jack aka Fatty

BK aka Mitten


* Please be sensitive to Kitten, he has recently been through a gender crisis. (We brought her home as a girl and recently discovered that she is a he.) *

Well that's all the introductions for now. Keep checking back for news of our comrades and also all the fascinating shenanigans that The Casa de Sass is involved in.

Much love,
The Casa de Sass Girls